23 September 2026 @ 01:56 pm
RIGHT KISS, WRONG TIME

There's never a bad time for a kiss. That said, there may be inconvenient ones, like mid-argument, while hiding, while the blood's still drying, or five seconds before somebody has to leave. Who's holding it against you, though?

Holding their lips against yours, maybe.

Now?

Right now?

How to Play

→ Comment with your character + preferences.

→ Others send an emoji for when they want the kiss to happen (or vice versa).

→ Give them a starter where the kiss is right and the timing is terrible.

right kiss, wrong time )
 
 
23 September 2026 @ 01:09 pm
the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?


i n s t r u c t i o n s

Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!


o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.


 
 
23 September 2026 @ 12:09 pm
LOVE AT FIRST BLIGHT
love at first sight at the worst possible time

You see them. Your heart knows. The rest of you hasn’t seen the blood on the floor or the fist coming towards your face.

HOW TO PLAY

  • Post your character, canon, preferences, and any limits.
  • Get a tag or two.
  • Your characters meet for the first time. The attraction is immediate. The situation is awful.
prompts )
 
 
23 September 2026 @ 07:12 am

Texts from Right Before

Something is about to happen.
For now, though, there's still a phone between you.

The message can be important or completely ordinary. Neither of you knows what the next ten minutes hold.

Send the text before the scene.

How to Play

  • Post with your character, canon, prefs, etc.
  • Tag around. Pick a prompt, roll, or bring your own.
prompts )
 
 
22 September 2026 @ 08:44 pm
A Meme of FIRSTS!



You're in right smack in the middle of exciting times, perhaps even the peak of your life so far, and you're not alone. For you and your companion, it's all about firsts: first crush, first love, first fight, first confession, first kiss, first time, first adventure to certain death together - you know, as you do. There is a first time for everything, after all, and they say you never forget your first.

So...first?

WHAT DO?
  • It's what it says on the tin.
  • Your character can be at the right place and time for all these firsts, you can age them down, they're starting late, they never had the chance, it's an AU I DON'T EVEN CARE just play.
  • Set up your top comment with your preferences, limits, info, and all that.
  • Reply to other people.
  • Prompts are amalgamations of many, many different memes.


The shippy prompts )
The smutty prompts )
 
 
22 September 2026 @ 05:39 pm

CUPID'S BAD ADVICE


Love is complicated. Fortunately, the internet is full of people who are willing to tell you exactly what to do about it.

Should you confess? Send flowers? Challenge your romantic rival to single combat? Fake your own death and see whether they come looking?

Whatever your problem, Cupid is here to help.

Unfortunately, Cupid has no qualifications, very little restraint, and absolutely nothing to lose.

HOW TO PLAY

  • Make a top-level comment with your character and a romantic predicament. Real, hypothetical, or completely invented!

  • Other characters reply IC with their advice. The worse, the better.

  • Ask follow-up questions, argue, or explain why that advice would get you arrested.

 
 
22 September 2026 @ 03:13 pm
Love Letter
Roulette

You can write things you'd never manage to say aloud. Cross them out, start over, spend half an hour finding the right word, and then ruin the whole thing by signing your name.

Of course, you could leave it unsigned. You could tuck it away in a drawer, or send it before you lose your nerve.

Either way, the words are there now.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Post your character and preferences, then reply to others.
Open the letters )
 
 
22 September 2026 @ 06:57 pm


1. Exactly what it says on the tin. Post with your character and have them say what they're most proud of! It could range from simple things from their appearance or a hidden talent, to their greatest achievements and their goals!
2. Don't leave your top-levels blank! I will delete them.
3. Respond! Challenge them, congratulate them, roast them, whatever!

 
 
22 September 2026 @ 12:35 pm
THE HEAD OVER HEELS MEME

You're in love with them.

It's getting a little ridiculous, actually. The things you'll do to make them smile. The number of times you've gone out of your way just to see them. How easily an ordinary afternoon becomes your favorite part of the week because they were there.

You're so gone on them.

Have a lovely time.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Tag around and choose or roll 1–26.
  • New crushes, mutual pining, established relationships, and falling in love all over again are welcome.
  • Be sweet. Be ridiculous. Make them feel loved.
head over heels )
 
 
22 September 2026 @ 11:22 am

THE BODYGUARD ROMANCE MEME


They check the room before you enter and take the chair facing the door. For a while, that's the whole of it: the job, done quietly and well.

But the job comes with long drives, late nights, and hours in each other's company with nowhere else to be. Eventually, even the last security check runs a little longer than it needs to.

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your character and preferences: bodyguard, protected, or either.
• Tag around and choose or roll 1–21.
• Decide what the danger is and how long you've known each other. First meetings and established relationships both work.
prompts )
 
 
22 September 2026 @ 08:40 am
DATE-O-BASE
How to Play

Comment with your character, preferences, and limits.

Others send an emoji for the kind of date they want your character to take them on (or vice versa).

search the date-o-base )
 
 
22 September 2026 @ 08:00 am
[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.


HOW?
* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

prompts )
 
 
shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
 
 
22 September 2026 @ 02:04 am


the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
21 September 2026 @ 08:25 am


unsent texts


① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.
 
 
21 September 2026 @ 10:54 pm
  The Interrogation Meme


 
 Your crimes were unspeakable, your lies were outnumbered, but finally you've been caught.
They bring you in, sit you down, and chain you up. No matter what power you have, no matter
how strong you are, you're not going anywhere so get comfy.
It's going to be a long night.
Rules
1. Post with your character, canon, and any prefs (captive vs interrogator)
2. Tag around to other characters.
3. Roll. Or don't.
3. Go forth and be horrible.
 
 
RNG OPTIONS
1. Truth serum
You know this person isn't going to speak easy but you've got a surprise for them. This serum aught to loosen their lips a little.

2. Torture
The old fashion way might work best for this particular fellow. How about those nail screws?

3. Bargain
You've got something they really want, or really need. If they fess up, if they tell the truth of the matter, they'll get it.

4. Black mail
So, remember that night about ten years ago...? You know something they don't want the rest of the world to know and you're going to use it.

5. Seduction
Just because they're in chains on a chair doesn't mean you two can't have a little fun, right? Might be even more fun, come to think about it.

6. Leverage
Whether it's love, drugs, or something else -- it's hanging above your head. You're craving, aren't you? Or maybe that someone special is in danger if you don't spill.

7. WILDCARD
BECAUSE GIRAFFE. 
 
 
21 September 2026 @ 05:25 am
FATED FOR WORSE
BAD

There is someone in this world made for you.

That is what everyone says, anyway.

Somewhere, there is a person whose soul fits yours: someone written into you before you ever met, waiting at the other end of whatever thread, mark, dream, scar, or old piece of magic proves that neither of you was ever entirely your own.

Sometimes, finding them is wonderful.

Other times, you look into the face of the person fate chose for you and realize that something has gone terribly wrong.

They're your enemy. They're cruel. They're afraid of you, or you are afraid of them. One of you loves somebody else. Perhaps you already tried to make it work and learned, the difficult way, exactly how much damage two people can do when everyone keeps insisting they belong together.

You can leave.

The mark remains.

WORSE

Then the bond begins to hurt.

Perhaps it always did, and nobody thought that part worth mentioning.

Your soulmate bleeds, and you wake with blood beneath your fingernails. Roots may be curling around bone before you even know they are there. A healthy tooth comes loose over breakfast. At odd hours, your pulse catches on a rhythm that isn't yours.

Distance can make you sick. Proximity may do stranger things.

Whatever lives in the bond has decided the two of you belong together.

Your body agrees.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and whatever soulmate rules apply.
  • Roll from BAD for a wrong, unwanted, or doomed match; roll from WORSE for the physical horror of the bond; or choose from both.
  • Roll from WHAT NOW? if you want an immediate scene.
  • Play the horror anywhere from unsettling to grotesque according to everyone's limits.
  • Soulmate bonds may be romantic, platonic, familial, or something harder to define.
  • Thread!
BAD: what's wrong with the match? )
CONTENT WARNING: body horror, involuntary bodily changes, blood, injury, decay, and other potentially graphic soulmate-bond effects.
WORSE: body horror / what does the bond do? ) WHAT NOW? )
 
 
20 September 2026 @ 07:23 pm

WHAT'S THEIR TYPE?

Everybody has a type. At least, everybody thinks everybody else has a type.

Look at the character above you. Who do they look like they'd fall for? Someone sweet? Someone dangerous? Someone who could put up with them? Someone who absolutely shouldn't?

Your character might have a good eye for these things. They might be describing themselves without realizing it.

Go on. Tell them who they ought to be dating.

HOW TO PLAY )
 
 
20 September 2026 @ 06:04 pm
BEDFELLOWS

There's a lot that can happen in a bed before anybody gets any sleep. People come looking for company. They tell secrets with the lights out. They wake up beside someone they weren't expecting, or find themselves wishing the person beside them would stay another night.

Pull back the covers. Make room.

How to Play
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Tag others with an emoji to request a starter.
  • Choose your sleeping arrangements and thread.
pull back the covers )
 
 
20 September 2026 @ 04:22 pm
FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist




You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️